hippyjolteon | It's the Comedy Kink Meme!

Unless you can find anything similar, the idea for a Comedy Kink Meme is entirely mine. The Kink Meme format was originally lifted from the Digimon Kink Meme, which begat 2Bamaser's Pokémon Kink Meme and of course,

blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat).

So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...

The Comedy Kink Meme!

The Basics:

1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.

*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.

2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.

3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.

How to make everyone's life easier:

1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.

2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.

3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.

So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.

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“Was that a real fantasy for you, Frankie; the Anti-Christ thing?” she asked, turning to face him. “Or do you just like the joke of it?”

“It’s more the storm part that I like, really,” he replied. “Don’t you find them exciting? A dramatic backdrop.”

“Ah!” Lucy smiled knowingly. “Did you read a lot of Mills and Boon as a teenager?”

He smiled back before replying, “I flicked through my Mum’s collection, looking for the sex bits, just like everybody else. Actually, I doubt anyone’s ever bothered to read one of those all the way through…”

“So that’s where it comes from: too much sneaky teenage wanking over Demelza fucking on the cliff tops with her amazing, dark and brooding lover… the rain lashing down around them and the lightning hitting the desolate land. You didn’t need to add in the Satanism, Frankie – that’s creepy enough as it is.”

“Not as funny, though.” He slid his hand over to massage her other breast, his gaze wandering down towards her crotch. “You think you’ve got the measure of me pretty well, don’t you?”

“Maybe.”

Frankie laughed. “It’s all bullshit, Lucy. I just made up that Mills and Boon answer, then. I’ve never read one and I don’t even know if my Mum had any in the house.” He looked back up to her face. “I’ve no idea why thunder and lightning turns me on; it just does… and you, you turned me on.”

“Turned?”

“Turn,” he corrected himself, moving to rub his palm down between her breasts and over her stomach, stopping to rest it just shy of the top of the neatly waxed strip that marked the way to her crotch. Neither of them spoke for a moment, each watching each other and listening to the storm playing out overhead.

Eventually, Frankie started to move again. “It’s still really pouring outside,” he commented. “What about here? How does it feel down here?”

Lucy’s stomach tensed minutely as he slipped his fingers between her legs, touching up against the soft and wet folds around her clit.

“Oh yeah,” Frankie murmured, brushing gently over the swollen skin, “definitely good for another go…” He raised an eyebrow. “Do you want to have another shot at unleashing hell tonight?”

Lucy curled the corner of her lips up into a wicked smile. “Do you think you can take the impact a second time?”

“You bet I fucking can,” he replied, voice low and intense, as he started to circle the tips of his fingers over her clit. She parted her thighs a fraction more in response, a shift of her hips moving her closer in to his touch.

“Bring it,” she whispered. “Because you know what Lucy’s short for, don’t you?”

Ha! What a great story, loved the last line!!

this was fab, i really believed in their relationship, which is obviously a sign of your good writing skills, because in the show i always though Frankie didn't like Lucy! well done :D

you win at life.

Cracking job with the voices here - really sounds like them. :)

Thank you, everyone who has commented on this.

I enjoyed writing it, and I'm happy that other people liked it!

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