It's the Comedy Kink Meme!

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Unless you can find anything similar, the idea for a Comedy Kink Meme is entirely mine. The Kink Meme format was originally lifted from the Digimon Kink Meme, which begat 2Bamaser's Pokémon Kink Meme and of course, blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat).

So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...

The Comedy Kink Meme!

The Basics:

1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.

*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.

2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.

3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.

How to make everyone's life easier:

1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.

 2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.

3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.

So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

An argument of sorts is going on outside the studio, far away from anyone else.

“I never thought I could experience anything more miserable than an English summer until I saw a Scottish one,” says Greg “Did you ever see the sun when you were growing up, or was it just a story for children?”

“You may have the sun,” Frankie says, adjusting his glasses, “but most Americans have to hire a Mexican to hold up their rolls of flab to get an all over tan.”

“At least we never felt the need to intensify the sheer unhealthiness of our confectionery by deep-frying it.”

“But you exported McDonalds to the rest of the world, meaning there are villages in Outer Mongolia where nobody owns more than a pile of goat shit but the entire population is obese.”

“It’s a more significant contribution to history than anything Scotland has ever produced.”

“We gave the world television, I’ll have you know. Without which your economy would collapse and you wouldn’t be able to cultivate that other great American export of eating disorders.”

“Not something anyone in Glasgow has a problem with as their entire mental energy is focused on not getting stabbed, or stabbing someone else.”

“Because of course LA’s got such a fantastic record on gun crime.”

Greg laughs.

“Scotland’s shit.”

Frankie takes a step forward.

“America’s shite,” he says. He kisses Greg. Greg kisses back, fierce and brutal, before pulling away.

“You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into.”

Frankie smirks.

“And you do?”

[(Anonymous)]

OMG!! That was soo brilliant! Thank you very much! That line about the mexican was hilarious and I loved the “You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into.”

:D

thanks!