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hippyjolteon) wrote2008-08-21 07:55 pm
hippyjolteon) wrote2008-08-21 07:55 pm
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It's the Comedy Kink Meme!
Unless you can find anything similar, the idea for a Comedy Kink Meme is entirely mine. The Kink Meme format was originally lifted from the Digimon Kink Meme, which begat 2Bamaser's Pokémon Kink Meme and of course, blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat).
So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...
The Comedy Kink Meme!
The Basics:
1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.
*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.
2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.
3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.
How to make everyone's life easier:
1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.
2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.
3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.
So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.
blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat). So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...
The Comedy Kink Meme!
The Basics:
1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.
*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.
2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.
3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.
How to make everyone's life easier:
1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.
2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.
3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.
So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.
Jimmy/David
(Anonymous) 2008-09-18 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)Ahem. Have some David Walliams and his creepy penis, available for your perusal.
~*~
Here we are!” David sang.
Jimmy glanced alongside at David. “And where, exactly, is here?”
“Where’d you think?” David waved his hands out at the quiet darkness around them.
Jimmy’s eyes were the only thing that moved in his face.
Impatient, David huffed noisily.
“This looks like - actually, no, I’ll go out on a limb and say it is - an empty car park.”
“There you are!” David said cheerfully. “Now into the back you go, and make yourself ready.”
“What?”
“Into the back.” David pointed a thumb at the back seats. “You know, you climb onto those seats there, you take your trousers off and get your arsehole nice and slippery for me.”
“Yes, David, I know what you meant--“
“Then why are you looking at me like a minny mooch? Hop to.”
“--but I’m failing to see why I should.”
David folded his arms. “You got in the car.”
“Do you have sex with everyone who gets in the --actually, no, don’t answer that; I’m certain I don’t want to know.”
“You said you wanted to try new things.”
“When?”
“Many times.”
“I’m sorry if this sounds like an echo, but: when?”
“Look, if you’re not going to do it then we might as well go home.”
Jimmy pinched the bridge of his nose, irked beyond belief with David and his ways. The teenage sarcasm he could handle, but this reasonable icing over the cake of madness?
“I’m not going dogging, David.”
“I don’t think it counts as dogging if there’s no one else here.”
And then David was looking at him with an unreadable expression; face blank, eyes cold. It sent a prickling thrill through him, lust tinged with not-quite fear, tingling along every nerve end and making hairs stand in its wake.
It was a bad idea. The knowledge, however, didn’t stop Jimmy loosening his belt and clambering inelegantly onto the back seats.
~*~
Re: Jimmy/David
(Anonymous) 2008-09-19 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)Great fic!
Re: Jimmy/David
(Anonymous) 2008-10-11 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Jimmy/David
(Anonymous) 2009-11-21 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Jimmy/David
(Anonymous) 2010-02-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)