It's the Comedy Kink Meme!

[hippyjolteon]

Unless you can find anything similar, the idea for a Comedy Kink Meme is entirely mine. The Kink Meme format was originally lifted from the Digimon Kink Meme, which begat 2Bamaser's Pokémon Kink Meme and of course, blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat).

So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...

The Comedy Kink Meme!

The Basics:

1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.

*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.

2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.

3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.

How to make everyone's life easier:

1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.

 2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.

3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.

So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Frankie Boyle/Tim Minchin - Ginger!love. It may be ginger, but Tim still doesn't like Frankie's beard. Extra e-love for mentions of ginger pubes.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god yes!
I might have to write this.

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, please do! This fellow ginger-lover implores you!

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry it's only wee.

Frankie’s voice almost lilted as he asked, “Do you always play the piano naked?”

As Tim’s fingers danced along the ivory keys, flittering between scales and parts of songs (some his own, some classical, some Frankie doesn’t recognise). “Not always. I just like the way…” notes climax beneath his fingers, “it feels.” He sighs, pushing thick locks of ginger hair from his eyes, “What’s with the…” he motions at his chin, “fluff?”

“Eh?” Frankie sits beside him on the piano bench, absentmindedly pushing keys, “Oh, the beard? Aye, my chin was cold.”

“You look a little…out of place; like you should be in a park, hiding beneath a long, dark raincoat…suspiciously eyeing kids…you know.” (Tim smiles with white, pearlescent teeth.)

“I thought you’d like it, actually.” Words strain as Frankie pushes back his head to scratch at his beard.

“Why, because it’s ginger?”

“Fuck off, it’s winter blonde.”

Tim pushes his fingers to the keys, “It’s not ginger, it’s winter blonde, and of it, I’m not very fond…but the main issue I think…is ‘do the curtains match the drapes’…”

“Well,” Frankie moves in, attempting to be sultry, “why don’t you, eh…have a look?”

Tim can’t hold back the fit of giggles any longer as he moves his fingers to Frankie’s belt.

[(Anonymous)]

I love you so hard.