It's the Comedy Kink Meme!

[hippyjolteon]

Unless you can find anything similar, the idea for a Comedy Kink Meme is entirely mine. The Kink Meme format was originally lifted from the Digimon Kink Meme, which begat 2Bamaser's Pokémon Kink Meme and of course, blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat).

So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...

The Comedy Kink Meme!

The Basics:

1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.

*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.

2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.

3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.

How to make everyone's life easier:

1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.

 2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.

3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.

So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sandi growled under her breath, suppressing the Danish cursewords she wanted to hurl after Josie. Instead she increased her pace, trotting to keep up with the taller woman's angry strides, catching her wrist and wrenching her off-balance and straight into an unusued dressing-room. She pressed her advantage, pinning her lover against the dresser, kicking the door hastily shut.

'Don't you dare try and placate me, Sandi. I can see when you and that American tart are carrying on, right in front of my bloody eyes!' Josie spat, eye wild with fury.

Sandi's own temper bubbled just below the surface and blue eyes glinted. 'Listen to yourself for just a second and you'll know why that's a load of hogwash.' she grated back. 'You think I'm that sort of a girl, the type to abandon you for a bit of sausage on the side and with Mike of all people? I must love you, to put up with this bullshit every time one of us gets a bit too close and giggly with one of the guys. Need I remind you of what you did with Mister Slattery last week?'

'That... doesn't count, Sandi! He put his hands on my breasts first!'

'Oh, he started it, did he?' Sandi snarled. 'Well I'm starting this!'

Their teeth met, bumping against one another hard as Sandi brutally pushed her lover back, pinning her down and fucking her mouth. The only sounds in the room were the heavy panting mingling of their breath in one another's mouth and a tiny whine finally breaking through the back of Josie's throat.

Sandi ended the kiss and drew back slightly, resting her forehead against Josie's and panting in unison with her. Their eyes met, their own pain mirrored in the other. 'I....'

'Just don't say it again.'

[(Anonymous)]

Happy anon is happy (and slightly tipsy). Seriously, that was perfect.

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