It's the Comedy Kink Meme!

[hippyjolteon]

Unless you can find anything similar, the idea for a Comedy Kink Meme is entirely mine. The Kink Meme format was originally lifted from the Digimon Kink Meme, which begat 2Bamaser's Pokémon Kink Meme and of course, blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat).

So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...

The Comedy Kink Meme!

The Basics:

1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.

*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.

2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.

3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.

How to make everyone's life easier:

1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.

 2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.

3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.

So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

whose line, chip/jeff, elevator!sex

i hope you like this

[(Anonymous)]

It had been quite a surprise when Chip had pushed the emergency stop button but that was nothing compared with what was happening now, the older man cornering him in the small space, a predatory gleam in his eyes taking the only step needed between them, hands against the two walls next to his shoulders.

Chip was attractive, he had to admit, but some flirting would have been nice before the full-on seduction without the bit with all the seducing and the closed space with the dim light seemed surprisingly crowded with the two of them in it. And the elevator itself wasn't really that ideal for sexual interaction, the wall with the door being a criss-cross of metal and offering a view not only of a cross-section of the ceiling-slash-floor but also of a slice of the floor above them, making the place fairly public even in the middle of the night.

Anyway, Chip seemed to be interested in him and was currently pinning his lithe frame into the uncomfortable corner, the edge of the mirror pressing into his wrist and no possible way to escape the plan clearly visible in Chip's smile. And then the smile was against his lips and the kiss was gentle and strangely chaste and his hands were somehow holding Chip's without trying to break free and a thigh was pressing against him and suddenly the location of most of his body parts was actually quite irrelevant.

Lips moved to his neck hot and wet and he hit the back of his head on one of the walls and then one of the hands moved onto his chest and the other one went lower, tugging his shirt from his trousers, opening the button and sliding in, burning hot and knowing and touching him just right, long slow strokes and a hardness against his thigh, grinding and stroking and kissing and moaning and breathing heated and heavy and just perfect, taking and giving and pure passion, his hands desperate on a strong back, holding him close, trying to avoid forgetting to breathe and disappearing into utter bliss.