It's the Comedy Kink Meme!

[hippyjolteon]

Unless you can find anything similar, the idea for a Comedy Kink Meme is entirely mine. The Kink Meme format was originally lifted from the Digimon Kink Meme, which begat 2Bamaser's Pokémon Kink Meme and of course, blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat).

So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...

The Comedy Kink Meme!

The Basics:

1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.

*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.

2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.

3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.

How to make everyone's life easier:

1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.

 2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.

3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.

So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Ryan/Greg, with Tony as voyeur. Anon demands this, people.

[(Anonymous)]

sorry to journal owner, forgot to put anonymous.*facepalm*

Have I Got News For You Ian/Paul handcuff fic

[(Anonymous)]

Whose Line (and/or TDS): Stephen Colbert/Greg Proops. I don't have a specific kink in mind. Just sex would be nice. Greg as bottom, please.

(Are allowed to have more than one request per comment? If yes, can I also request some Clive Anderson/Ian Hislop smut? Just imagine how shiny it would be.)

[(Anonymous)]

Oldsk00l Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Sean Hughes/Mark Lamarr

Kink prompt: the feel of leather.

[(Anonymous)]

15 Storeys High

Mark Lamarr/Sean Lock

Kink prompt: Sean discovers that Mark has a kink for him in sportsgear/trunks, when he keeps writing scenes where 'Vince' is at work/in the pool.

If I suggest enough combinations of Marks and Seans, do you think one'll get written? XD

[(Anonymous)]

Clive Anderson fucking himself with a dildo, please.

[(Anonymous)]

whose line, chip/jeff, elevator!sex

[(Anonymous)]

Brad Sherwood/Steve Carell, set sometime during their Second City days. (If the sketch about 1:40 into this vid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJdXmanZow) is mentioned/referenced so much the better.) I don't have a particular kink in mind; the pairing itself is a huge kink for me.

Brad Sherwood/Steve Carell/Stephen Colbert would also be really, really awesome. (Again, during their Second City days.)

[(Anonymous)]

David Mitchell/Robert Webb because no one slashes them enough! prompts: sex and drinking, angst, nineties references. based off this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7dmDTinarI

[(Anonymous)]

Mock The Week, Hugh/Frankie, bondage.

Marc Maron/Greg Proops (brilliant idea btw)

[(Anonymous)]

This is a bit of a weird pairing (in fact I've never seen it before) but I'm a huge fan of the 'Maron/Proops Experiment' (theres clips on youtube) and I'd really love some actual maron/proops action with as much banter and insults as possible please!

*will forever be in debt*

[(Anonymous)]

Dara O'Briain, Ed Byrne, "Cigarette"

[(Anonymous)]

Smutty Byrnecest. Cause there's not enough, and it's my guilty pleasure...

[(Anonymous)]

Whose Line. Sandi Toksvig/Josie Lawrence, arguing after a recording then making up afterwards.

[(Anonymous)]

Adam Hills putting the D in BDSM with anyone (or everyone? :), but perhaps especially Hugh Dennis.

[(Anonymous)]

Sean Lock/Jimmy Carr.

I'd be happy with anything.

[(Anonymous)]

John Oliver/Stephen Colbert

Desk secks.

[(Anonymous)]

Russell Howard/John Richardson

Anything goes.

[(Anonymous)]

John Oliver/David Mitchell awkward sex, please.

[(Anonymous)]

Eddie Izzard/Stephen Fry, teaching Stephen about crossdressing

[(Anonymous)]

Stephen Colbert/Demetri Martin. Demetri as top. ^_^

[(Anonymous)]

Whose Line, Colin/Tony. Set during/after/in the general area of Colin's first taping.

[(Anonymous)]

Anything Tim Minchin/Adam Hills. Bonus points for including Adam's artificial foot and use of handcuffs.

[(Anonymous)]

Flight of the Conchords/The Mighty Boosh Bret/Jemaine/Vince/Howard foursome. please.

[(Anonymous)]

Frankie Boyle, having sex during a thunderstorm, pretending he's taking part in the conception of the anti-Christ. If it's okay to ask for het, that is. Any female comedian or anonymous lady-type will do.