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Unless you can find anything similar, the idea for a Comedy Kink Meme is entirely mine. The Kink Meme format was originally lifted from the Digimon Kink Meme, which begat 2Bamaser's Pokémon Kink Meme and of course, [profile] blackjackrocket's Pokémon Kink Meme. (Which y'all should fill out, stat).

So, without further ado, my spin on this whole thing...

The Comedy Kink Meme!

The Basics:

1) Comment anonymously (this is very, very important) with a pairing and a kink. Comedy is a very general term, but I'll pretty much accept and go with anything. Stand-up comedians are good, sketch shows are fab, sitcoms rock and above all, panel shows are what really matter here.* All pairings - be they in-universe, crossover or on more crack than, well, let's not go there... are allowed. All kinks are welcome.

*1a) But not too broad. I won't accept characters from comedy films, but comic actors (as long as they've branched out with stand up and the like) are fine.

2) Respond anonymously with a drabble/'fic/piece of fan art. Or just comment for fun. Or do both.

3) This will inevitably end up NSFW.

How to make everyone's life easier:

1) If you request something, try your best to respond to a request as well! Preferably respond to the older ones first, but just make sure we keep this up for as long as possible! After all, everyone needs a distraction from work/school/whatever it is that you young people do these days.

 2) No drama . Keep the "comedy" in the Comedy Kink Meme alive and well.

3) Advertise. Pimp us out. Tell your friends. Keep this thing going in however many ways you can.

So, have fun and enjoy in as many ways as you could possibly imagine! Or something.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-08-26 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dara O'Briain, Ed Byrne, "Cigarette"

Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-26 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
((I tried, but it turns out I'm crap at smut. :( Sorry.))



"How about it?" Ed asks as he rolls the lit cigarette between his thumb and forefinger.

Dara takes out the left cufflink, pushes his sleeve up and nods.

---

The first time was an accident. It happened because of a combination of drink, heated argument and wild hand gestures.

Ed immediately apologised and grabbed Dara's hand to see where he had burned him with his cigarette.

"I don't think it'll leave a mark." Ed said when he finally looked up.

The expression he saw, the glint in Dara's eye, was enough to make Ed speechless.

That night Dara pushed Ed up against a wall and kissed him as though he was trying to give back the fire that had singed his skin.

---

Ed walks over to the bed. He sits down next to Dara, takes his hand and places it carefully on his thigh.

He runs his forefinger over old scars. The newest is several weeks old, the skin still slightly red, but almost healed.

He takes another drag from his cigarette and flicks the ash into a half empty glass of wine.

When Ed presses the cigarette into his skin - on the soft skin just under the wrist-, he knows Dara won't flinch, won't try to pull his arm away.

Dara shows no sign of the pain. He doesn't react at all apart from a quick intake of breath.

It only lasts a second, maybe less, but that is all Dara needs.

The scent of burnt skin is in the air.

Re: Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-26 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thankyes :). Lack of smut is fine, I can't write it either!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-08-26 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm not the requester, but I just had to say that this is brilliantly well done. That's a perfect use of tense-change flashback, and the whole thing is really charged and evocative (and credible, character-wise). Much kudos to you.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-08-26 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thank you! :)

Re: Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-26 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
*shiver* Marvelous.

Re: Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-27 07:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
wow, that was intense and just brilliant!

Re: Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-27 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
W-wow.

Re: Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-28 11:09 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Actual Byrning! This is so freakishly hot.

Re: Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-28 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
this is beautiful. your writing style is just amazing.

Re: Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-28 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thank you so much. You all are just too nice. :)

Re: Smoke, baby, smoke

Date: 2008-08-29 01:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Damn, that's hot!

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